Atom Bomb: An invention made to end all inventions.
Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
College: A place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing.
Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Dictionary: A place where divorce comes before marriage.
Divorce: Future tense of marriage.
Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.
Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.
Father: A banker provided by nature.
Love affairs: Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five-day test.
Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and woman gains her master.
Miser: A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Opportunist: A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
Pessimist: A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.
Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.
Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
